theyaintready

SORRY ABOUT THE UPDATES

2010-05-22T21:13:00.001-05:00

ive been working a new layout for the site, should be done this week. for now go check out some of the links. good bye

Enjoy.

2010-05-15T16:48:00.001-05:00

Still no camera.

2010-05-03T14:10:00.003-05:00

Kenny - still in Afganistan
Jared - Smoking coke some where
Kareem - in and out of jail
Ben K - Not working
Ken Hale - riding a faggot bike
T-Town - Taking pictures of Obama
Davis - Taking pictures of flowers
C-Box - ?????
Team England - Went back to england to compete in the world cup
Draper - Got his car stolen
Angel - In the closet still
Nicky - Fired his body guard
Dustin - Making salsa in some mountains

New edit as soon as that cuban kid gets here. until then you can find me at the strip club jammin this.

World Star Hip Hop

2010-04-27T20:29:00.002-05:00

Kareems World

2010-04-24T12:32:00.004-05:00

Kareem has stepped is blogger game up by hookin up the comeup capo Adam22 and all I can say is Awlready. I heard T-town is getting his own blogg on there as well for photography shit so you all you knuckle heads can read what he has to say and still not take it into consideration(thats why your photos suck and he aint scared to tell you) But go check out Kareems shit you aint gonna learn anything except Kareem really is just a lil nigga.

http://kareemsworld.thecomeupbmx.net

Fuck The Police

2010-04-24T12:27:00.003-05:00

Nuff said

Return of PUGVISION

2010-04-12T13:30:00.000-05:00

pugvizion sampler from nick guerra on Vimeo.

MIKE BROOKS

2010-04-06T22:11:00.002-05:00

Houston Trails 2 from Anthony Flores on Vimeo.

The Priest

2010-04-06T15:28:00.002-05:00

I stole this off www.lightsinthewoods.com pipe made it and you can tell he made it cause it aint got any music in it. Priest is good real good almost scot draper good but not as good one day he will get there.

Mat Priest from lightsinthewoods.com on Vimeo.

No More SLACKING!

2010-04-05T14:48:00.009-05:00

yeah, yeah, yeah, i know we have been slacking on the updates. nutters birthday was a couple of weeks ago and here are some of the photos from that night.
went to Houston this past weekend for Easter and got a chance to ride anthills. super good spot, those dudes been taking good care of their woods. some kids from the neighborhood came out and wouldn't stop asking us can they ride our bikes! drove me crazy! allot of stunts went down as well. OK, I'm done. oh i shot all of the photos with a cannon 50/Sony/tripod/psp camera. good quality!!

Easter

2010-04-04T11:47:00.001-05:00

Best Charlie Brown ever!

PIMP C

2010-04-03T18:14:00.001-05:00

"A 300 aint no Bently and an apartment aint no house"

Lack Of the Club Banger

2010-04-02T04:31:00.002-05:00

Living in Austin has made me realize that a lot of places don't play the club bangers that the rest of Texas's respectable cities play. You would think that during Austin's number 1 Black holiday (texas relay's) where the black population doubles the DJ's out here would educate themselves on the club bangers, but no it doesn't happen. So I'm here to put some of the club bangers that don't get played up.

April Fools

2010-04-01T11:05:00.003-05:00

Me and kenny have been lacking on the updates lately I broke my collar bone so I am just quickly getting addicted to anything that can keep my state of mind altered and as far as kenny goes he went to haiti to work on airplanes.

Thank you stephanie for this picture of scott draper.

PIC OF THE DAY!

2010-03-21T11:28:00.003-05:00

J VAUGHN STRIKING A POSE MID 1HANDED FLATTY!! CLASSIC!!

I Guess

2010-03-17T12:47:00.003-05:00

Happy St. Patricks Day!

NO SKATEBOARDS

2010-03-13T09:54:00.002-06:00

There is a ditch in Houston thats bikes only! Why? Look at the picture GNAR DOG.

White Girls

2010-03-13T09:44:00.002-06:00

kanyewest.com

Grandma Head

2010-03-12T21:57:00.001-06:00

MIKE EPPS.

Minus the BEAR

2010-03-11T22:19:00.002-06:00

“OMNI” — New album out May 4th on Dangerbird
Ive only heard one of the new songs but it def sounds super good. im not going to waste your time by telling you some hippie crap! they are playing four shows in austin this year. go check out thier site if your into this sort of music. i went to www.omnithealbum.com and download a free MP3 of the new single “My Time”, cause you know my black ass cant pass up nothing for free, or you could just check out: www.minusthebear.com

GO CHECK THIS OUT

2010-03-11T21:51:00.003-06:00

should be a nice outing, for tthe start of south by.
also check out the website, some nice cloths, not any of that tight pants and skinny extra-extra small tees!
www.complete-clothing.com

2010-03-11T21:48:00.001-06:00

tons of riding been going down, stunts all over the place in the woods. pipe is here now, and the games of course have started. 12am i hear voices out of my window (the voices sound like children are playing) i look out of the window because i think "these little mexican kids should be home asleep". well, what do my eyes see: pipe and bob playing toy siolders in the garden!! recording each other with helmets on talking like they are in iraq! NO LIE!

in other news:
weather is getting good, come out and ride. south by is here, NO YOU CANT STAY AT MY HOUSE!

Clint and Nutter...

2010-03-10T23:23:00.000-06:00

hooked this video up! ha! just watch it! CREDENCE!!!

Hitler from Clint Reynolds on Vimeo.

Stacey Dash!!!!

2010-03-10T13:10:00.002-06:00

WWSHH always got the good shit.

@Mookie_Jones

2010-03-09T22:14:00.004-06:00

Houston has too much talent, and Mookie_Jones is one example. His new mixtape #tuskegee will soon drop, and this video is glimpse into what #tuskegee & #auto means - CLICK

Mookie Jones from Dutch Dinero on Vimeo.

Diddy

2010-03-08T15:58:00.002-06:00

He did this "Gimme mine back" "Yall rented it while I was Gone" "richer than them white folks"

MAKE IT IN THE HOUSE

2010-03-05T19:38:00.002-06:00

The first thought most of us have when we wake up from a good night of binge drinking is "how the fuck did I make it in the house?" whether you wake up next to a big girl in a strange place or to a house filled of smoke because you made to cab driver stop at 7/11, bought a pizza, put it in the oven, and then fell asleep cause you wanted that hoe extra crispy. If you can handle run-on sentences and all around bad grammar read this shit. I'm going to break it down so no matter how black out drunk you are, not making it in the house is not an option. Then you can spend your morning trying to figure out the night with the memories you had between black outs.

1. Drive yo dumb ass home and risk the D.U.I. they not lying when they say you can't afford it.

2. Take a cab home but don't puke in the cab that shit is $100 fine. From downtown its never more than $20 to get your basic ass home.

3. Use the buddy system cause two lost drunk motha fuckas is always better than one or the story is always batter that way.

4. Get a fat hoe to take you home, they never get pulled over.

5. If you get lost some where and you have know clue where you are find something that can give you a physical address be creative, because cab drivers don't like hearing "come to the corner of such and such I'll be in the street looking sketchy."

6. Go to jail because if you woke up there you know you had a wild night.

7. Last but not least take the E-Bus home A.K.A. THE DRUNK BUS its a wonderful place you can wild the fuck out just to many reasons to explain and if you on some next level shit have you cab waiting for you at the bus stop so you don't have to walk anywhere.

That's how you hold down the M.I.I.T.H. (making it in the house) its no mystery when you got your basic survival instincts ready for anything so now the first thing you think when you wake up is "remember when I was doing the stanky leg with that fat hoe at the club."

-j. hawley

Some mini ramp session

2010-03-05T18:26:00.003-06:00

I stole this from devon's vimbeo page. Kareem does the fool.

Frontyard miniramp edit from Devon Hutchins on Vimeo.

Larry Clack

2010-03-02T12:58:00.001-06:00

larry from Tazz Hernandez on Vimeo.

Larry is getting flow from some old ass bike company. I stole this from tazz's site http://crankfaster.blogspot.com/ go check that out if you like bmx shit.

Re-Up Shitpants 15 minutes of Fame

2010-03-01T20:51:00.001-06:00

This is almost a year old but still good.

Shitpants Interview, Part Two from

Sponge Bob TIGHT pants

2010-03-01T20:50:00.006-06:00

sunday was a lazy day, no riding from any of us except bob. gave the camera to jack russel and all he took photos of was bob manchester. so who ever this kid is sponsored by should give us free bike parts or some subway! HAHA!
"kick out to the right"

Good Video

2010-03-01T20:30:00.003-06:00

Nothing better than being happy!

Kid Cudi - Pursuit of Happiness from Richard Flex on Vimeo.

some pics

2010-02-28T14:06:00.019-06:00

-well lots of things been going down in austin and houston lately. of course i just got the internet this weekend so some of the photos are from the jam in houston.
-that was a good weekend, tons of white people in the woods screaming out random things. some kid did a cliff hanger(the dirt bike trick)!! nutts! thanks to all the dudes out there who kicked in that weekend. oh and thanks to all the locals for putting inthe work and letting come out a blow out all your landings.
-english invasion just happend. matt, bob, and jack are here now and they are all under the age of 21! they came all the way here with no id's! oh well, looks like no "punch spears" for those dudes!
-lima and i went out a couple of weeks ago for fat tuesday and saw some fat girls tits! YES!
-good times in the woods been going down every weekend latley. CHUNK WAS TRYING 360'S ON SATURDAY! trails are running perfect right now, should be like 45 web edits coming by this tuesday!
-ok, stay up...pipe will be here on thursday!

Dirt Ramp Edit

2010-02-27T19:42:00.002-06:00

First Track Side A from Anthony Flores on Vimeo.

Edit by anthony shit is good. I think they are at red box

Issac G-Crewnit

2010-02-24T09:04:00.002-06:00

Issac could shut that bmx shit down but he dont want too, to busy getting money.
Heres a video he made with two of our sponsored riders larry fuck'n clack and kareem lil nugh williams.

Night At The Warehouse from Issac on Vimeo.

Anthills trail jam video

2010-02-21T22:52:00.001-06:00

We went to Houston for a dirt ramp jam and heres the video I stole from a lil dude named alec gates he looks 12 but he was drinkin so you gotta respect that.

Anthills Trail Jam from Alec Gates on Vimeo.

Damon Sampy Edit

2010-02-21T22:46:00.003-06:00

I know this video in old but if you are from Texas or Louisiana you know Damon Holds it DOWN! Stole this from alec gates vimeo page. It would be sick to see more edits of Damon he kills it.

Damon Stampy from Alec Gates on Vimeo.

Happy Valentines Day

2010-02-13T14:10:00.002-06:00

I love you bacon cheeseburger you are my only friend and I love you. I invented the cheeseburger in 92. while attending the 3rd grade my momma made me a hamburger and I said man I'm gonna change this up threw some cheese and bacon on that hoe ate it with some ketchup and that was the first bacon cheese burger.

P.S. Imma Fat Dude

some black dude

2010-02-12T18:08:00.001-06:00

actin up.

Marlon Wayans vs. The Fly Guy from The Fly Guy on Vimeo.

Houston Trail Jam

2010-02-06T10:08:00.006-06:00

When you think of Houston the first thing that come to mind is probably the strip club and a (pardon the gay shit im about to type) D.I.Y. attitude about everything.
The man responisble for this fantastic event is Anthony Flores who asked the car dealership he works for Don McGill Scion of Katy if they could donate some prizes so they gave anthony $300. ORP gave away some shit and houston kids showed up thristy and ready to ride bikes and get wasted. Thank you Rudy for all the photos which I stole off your myspace.

Break down of the event:
1. Go to the woods
2. Start riding
3. Start Drinking
4. Start Heckling
5. Start watching people do trick like back flips and dirt bike hangers
6. Start talking shit
7. Prize toss
8. Start eating
9. Start Lurkin
10. GO HOME

kick out to the left

2010-02-02T11:09:00.003-06:00

Here are som photos o a black dude at some trails in houston more on the jam coming soon.

while we are on the subject of asian people...

2010-01-28T21:47:00.001-06:00

Asian Life

2010-01-28T09:45:00.002-06:00

I need some asian friends cause they are funny!

Pure talent!

2010-01-26T13:15:00.002-06:00

These two women are absolutely perfect they make you want to believe in god or just good genetics. So shout out to Cubana Lust and Ms. Lastary's for being gifts from god and WWSH for everything.

Austin, TX <3

2010-01-21T13:17:00.006-06:00

Austin, Texas is the easiest place in the lone star state for a roachin ass nigga to get some pussy or at least some head (not for me personally cause I cant stand these pale hippos in raggiddy shoes). The girl to guy ratio is like 10/8 I don't know the exact numbers I'm not a math teacher, but what I do know the exact numbers for. That for every "hot" girl that turns you down there is three "big", "medium big", or "small big" girls with a cute face willing to do what that one hot girl won't and that's with a cute face I didn't even factor in "big ugly", "ugly medium", "big in all the right places but the hoe got an OK face" and probably the #1 slut of them all "nice body but something wrong with the bitch face." This doesn't mean everyone is gonna get some pussy I'm just saying its out there for the taking. Kenny and I met a dude who will never get laid but he was talking bout gnomes and pink hats so I mean that's on him. I am gonna go ahead and give up the game yet again. Follow these guide lines and your roachin ass might get some pussy.

#1. Take a mother fucking SHOWER (we know you ratty and what not but its not gonna hurt you only help)

#2. Start drinking(pre-gaming)but not to much cause you don't want to get zilla'ed hoes don't like sloppy.

#3. Buy yourself some coke and I'm not talking the soft drink (coke head hoes put out)

#4. Make sure you got your wing man cause its hard with out him or even better her. no need to explain cause if you don't get it you ain't gettin any.

#5. Go to Down Town if you low on cash cause you bought coke and the shower you took washed your money away that's OK get you some P.O.D.'s (previously owned drinks) you'll go from nervous to ready in no time.

#6. Stick with what you know if you look like johnny thunders don't go to fuel go to jack-o-lantern or side creek but if you decent you can go any where. I'm talking shit but what I am saying is if you go straight downtown from riding you probably have no business being in public.

#7. Tell them hoes you ride BMX... SIKE you better LIE and come up with something better than that. Examples I'm from England, I'm work for NASA, My dad own Canada you know believable shit. now it gets easy.

#8. Drink till your standards are Low

#9. Shake yo ass W.W.K.D. (what would Kareem do)

#10. after all that you might get some pussy.

P.S. if you happen to get some beat it up good cause these hoes out here will spread the word and then you don't have to do shit but sit back play xbox, smoke refeer, and get that good head.

best game of skate

2010-01-19T13:03:00.001-06:00

best game of skate

2010-01-19T13:03:00.000-06:00

YES

2010-01-13T20:47:00.009-06:00

san antonio is still the best place to ride! too many spots to even name, thanks to angel, daniel,eddy, nick, two white kids, ben, and t-town for showing me a good time out there. hope to see you guys soon. see ya
im moving back...

Get That Money

2010-01-11T15:59:00.003-06:00

I love to see people on their grind and this bitch is on her mother fuckin grind. I would put the dollar bill in the cup part that holds on the the nub. look at the foot shakin this my shit.

NO MORE BMX, ONLY JOKES IN 2010...

2010-01-07T23:09:00.001-06:00

SORRY! BMX is over rated, its time to laugh...

Austin, TX

2010-01-07T08:17:00.005-06:00

If you move here to ride good spots you are stupid, unless you like trails. What I can say about living here is that it is the easiest city to live in by far because it is OK to be a roach. You can just chill on someones couch for the low price of $50 bucks, the option to clean up, or you find a dumb hoes bed you can sleep in for the fun price of laying the pipe to a muffin topped bird shit white scene chick(a.k.a. hotel bottom of the bucket bitch). If you have lived in any other city and you weren't mommy and daddies charity case(a.k.a. professional student)you can live in Austin with no money, eat good, and get drunk every fucking night with out having to do shit. My roachin day are over but I'm about to give the game away for free cause I got a job.

#1. Most Important step you need a BMX bike even if you don't ride it.(shit fuck the bull shit you can even have a faggot/fixed gear bike if you don't know now you know.)

#2. You need to have JOKES no body likes a boring roach.

#3. If you ain't staying with a dumb hoe throw your land lord(owner of the coach) some dough or clean up.

#4. Don't complain about your living situation you a roach.

#5. Steal drinks at the bar. ain't nothing wrong with a P.O.D. (previously owned drink)

#6. Be a fucking maniac when you drink everybody loves a good story

#7. You only need about $20 bucks a week depending on the person of course you can find that anywhere.

#8. Act like you are trying to find a job but don't ever get one. a job defeats the purpose of being a roach.

#9. Don't give a fuck about anything.

#10. Learn when its time to bounce.

With those easy steps you can have a blast in this town and not do shit. Roachin is easy if you have the right mindset.

- your buddy jared

Timmy Martin Clothing

2009-12-22T13:16:00.001-06:00

This is timmy's company its called SEKT I think matty is on the team and by the looks of it so is tony. the video is good watch it!

best day for sure...

2009-12-20T22:44:00.006-06:00

-we haven't updated this site in a minute! best day today, went to san antonio and rode all day long. forgot how good the scene was out there! tons of street jibs to jump your little bike off and on. it was good to see of all our friends on bikes still. we rode that new braunfels skate park for like an hour, no cops! super good place, way better than maple-crack-davis. Jared did a super man too bar spin down a ledge, we filmed it, should be up on the come up in like two or three months! sunday are gonna be our gypsy tour day, but we are calling it:"theyaintready fresh sunday's sessions"
-oh and the trails...if you have a blow torch we can barrow that would be nice, or you could just ask Santa to stop making it rain so much, and im not talking about in the club!
-buy me and my friends stuff for Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-GOOD NEWS: ben jamin is getting his surgery this monday, they are putting his head back together! so he can get back to austin and start riding fixed gears again against traffic! "STAY UP BEN"

Tons of Stuff

2009-11-22T21:35:00.006-06:00

has been going down, eat skull is running so good every set is perfect! the rain has not even come close to our trails, so when you get a chance come out! we have even took the lock off!
but in other news draper just had a birthday, he turned 38 this year. so he went out and built twelve new lines at east side. if you want ride you have to ask him first! ha. kenny hale was out and about, go buy a bike from the fix gear shop!
get out of the house and go out side...weather is too good.
-kenny-

trails...

2009-11-21T00:46:00.002-06:00

cooliest trails vid i've seen in a while.

San Antonio BMX

2009-11-19T16:26:00.002-06:00

Ryan Zarate did this edit with a markII and its good has nicky g, punkrock stuart, Stoner davis, Jake i used to be on V-club, and john

San Antonio BMX: MarkII Experiment from Ryan Zarate on Vimeo.

P.S. new theyaintready, kareem williams, and scot draper edit soon!

GO TO THIS AND BRING STUFF...

2009-11-19T11:44:00.001-06:00

2009-11-14T22:26:00.001-06:00

yeap i said i wouldnt steal from another site but...this band is the best! watch this then go masturbate in the shower.

the site...

2009-11-11T23:47:00.002-06:00

was down for a bit, but now its back. i need a camera agian so we arent just stealing stuff from other sites then re-posting it up on here. well heres some good news: eat skull is running and all the sets are boxed off and ready to be hit. come out and ride. see ya in the woods.

I dont know ya'll

2009-11-03T14:50:00.001-06:00

Fire!

Lights in the Woods

2009-10-21T15:40:00.002-05:00

Lights in the woods crew came and stayed with us during sxsw and here is the video. Riding and cee-lo what more do you need.

Austin 09 from lightsinthewoods on Vimeo.

www.20negative.com

2009-10-20T23:40:00.001-05:00

homeboy from england peeps, is in these video. go check out thier site. peeps, once fixed me chain at the trails with a tooth-pick and a pair of toe nail clippers! no lie, ask shit pants!

One False Move: Trailer 1 from greg short on Vimeo.

PIMP C

2009-10-15T19:33:00.001-05:00

real talk 2

PIMP C

2009-10-14T19:45:00.000-05:00

Real Talk

Catty Jam

2009-10-13T16:49:00.004-05:00

Support Ben k and the Catty Wood.

BOOSIE INTERVIEW!

2009-10-13T16:36:00.000-05:00

Kareem as a baby!

2009-10-11T23:37:00.001-05:00

BEN K MONEY SPENDING CONTEST

2009-09-28T18:38:00.004-05:00

Help a friend, spend some dough, and shake your ass for Ben K!

Bennnnn K!

2009-09-27T13:42:00.000-05:00

WE LOVE BEN K

2009-09-24T23:46:00.002-05:00

Our good friend Ben was recently involved in an automobile, bike accident and we will post upcoming events that will support Ben.

LIAM

2009-09-16T23:57:00.003-05:00

this negro has a day in the life, dang! theyaintready did a "day in the life" with lima but all we did was go to shakespears and eat taco's all night.

Labor day 09

2009-09-14T23:59:00.002-05:00

this was filmed with the lensbaby lense. the song is 'standing on the shore' by Empire of the Sun.

-cbox

OH MAN!

2009-09-14T14:11:00.001-05:00

my dad found this on youtube, this is too good!

-kenny-

DEAH!

2009-09-13T21:57:00.000-05:00

i guess you wanna watch something more interesting than BMX.

Labor Day Jam!!!

2009-09-13T14:43:00.002-05:00

First trail video in a while with a brakeless vegetarian kenny garth and and 20 pounds heavier shitpants not coming out yet because of technical differences in opinion but probably tomorrow!

Mic Skills "Criminal"

2009-09-08T12:55:00.002-05:00

Finally this video has been released! There was a video release party and everything. There was a lot of clapping at the end of it, and hopefully lots of youtube views, so check this out:

go buy Mic Skill's recently released 'Defiant' cuz its real good: myspace.com/micskillstheillest

be good,
Síbox

ANOTHER BOOSIE VIDEO!!!

2009-09-07T13:21:00.001-05:00

Boosie video!!!

2009-09-07T03:42:00.001-05:00

Yes another boosie video!!!

Play Time

2009-09-03T22:20:00.003-05:00

meet these dudes one time in oxford, wish i got a chance to ride their trails. i was too busy eating fish and chips! nah, but check out their site,its nice. heres a little video of the trails featuring: brad pitt, tom cruise, that black dude from the movie "blood diamond"! just click PLAY!!!!
www.bigplaytime.com
-kenny-

Just Two Jumps from Big Playtime on Vimeo.

Chersty & Oxford

2009-09-02T21:53:00.002-05:00

T-TOWN AND C-BOX JUST FINISHED THIS BRAND SPAnKING NEW EDIT! nah, i bet you white people were mad just then! but check out this video has robbo and lima going high and kicking out to the right! "ROBBO TAKE OFF THAT DANM BENNIE...ITS TOO HOT IN ENGLAND!"
-kenny-

Drunk white people

2009-09-01T23:03:00.025-05:00

i dont feel like putting any photos of barelona, plus i think we took one photo of us actually riding. just google spain and im sure you'll find something. heres the photos from the steven murray jam (party). im pretty sure i just ran around pointing the camera and pressing shoot. had alot of fun riding jay's house, and seeing everyone that was better than me! ha.

thanks to all the poeple in england for helping me out with places to stay, letting me cook breakfest tacos in your kitchen and the bike parts: adam borrer, lights in the woods crew, bournemouth dudes and ladies, croydon dudes, richy and max dagger, will herman for hookig us up with that job, brighouse dudes, prettyshady joe, robo and frog, epsom guys for letting me case it up and who everone elese that didnt get tired of my big mouth! well hope to see yall uncircumsized dudes this winter in austin or next year at nass. now go check your face-space.

oh and watch this video of cutthroat trails in oxford. i think i saw chaz's big ass head in this one.

Portugal

2009-08-31T22:27:00.011-05:00

well im back in the united states, and its too hot! nah, its perfect. got some tacos with the dudes and now updating this site. heres most of the photos from portugal. also heres a video of alex's shop in Leiria ( sounds like: la-dee-ah). thanks to those dudes for showing us a good time. big ups to migueland his girlfriend for showing us around, hip-hop shows and that crazy club on the beach. chaz and i got to see some amazing things, check out the photos. oh and thanks to the locals for letting me stay at the trails and take big boo-boos in your woods! hopefully in the morning ill post the rest of the trip and the photos of the last week in england.
-stay up-

i cant understand whats he's saying but at least you get to watch a video!

VIDEO OF THE YEAR!

2009-08-29T20:44:00.001-05:00

2009-08-29T15:46:00.005-05:00

when i come to houston, its a goddamn given that i stay with my boy Jo. gotta say, dude lives a pretty interesting life...from the hours of 8am-5pm, he's puttin in work for people in the community who may still be affected by disasters in the past few years. 5-10pm...jam jams, blow b's & eat good. 10-10:30...get fresh. 11-2am rub elbows & photograph houstons darker elite for alltheparties.com

definitely a good dude to know.
@urbanquest

these are just a few images i've come across in lookin at his photos

throwback when he was jus jojo...afro samurai lookin ass

doin it for the kids

bushwick bill chunkin deuce for the nawf & the south

bill cosby doin the damn thang

dj mr. rogers, ringlit in the club

just a camera phone still from a shoot at the strip club last weekend

and the only jesus i regonize

Croydon trails blog

2009-08-27T15:31:00.004-05:00

check out timmy's site, tons of naked dudes: gibs, tom, timmy, and joe! nah, not joe.
http://manowarwoods.blogspot.com/
long ass domain, but try and remember it. at least it doesnt end in: .co.uk!

FRANCE, and some of BOURNEMOUTH ENGLAND

2009-08-25T08:58:00.013-05:00

France
-theres alot of photos im still going to post up here, like the ones from portugal and spain. i thought ill just do a quick update: france was super good, weather was amazing and joes showed us a good time. the beach was good, joe took some underwater footage of us swimming around with some sharks! yeah right! nah, but joe has lost his mind, he rides his bike every where like he's in a race! ha. chaz and i barely could keep up. max and alex showed us a good time letting us swim in his pool and alex let me ride his bike. umm, then i broke the head tube! yea...second run at the trails i grabbed the brakes and the cable pulled through. sent me into a backflip, landed right on my bike, my shoes even came off! oh well. ill post the rest tonight. but big ups to joe for letting us stay and taking care us. thanks.
Bournemouth
-good scene too bad i didnt take any photos, i think the memory card is full. olie and wookie hooked us with a place to stay, and some bike parts! too bad i didnt get to meet "v" heard there is some crazy crack head runinng around that town with a 1986 gt! going back tomorrow, if i see that kat im interviewing him. thanks olie and wookie! see yall in austin!

Gimme That Becky

2009-08-17T18:14:00.002-05:00

New edit by T-Town featuring everybody!

what tha...

2009-08-16T17:50:00.002-05:00

ha, found this link. i guess check it out.
-kenny-
http://www.freakingnews.com/Celebrities-Upside-Down-Pictures--2433.asp

FRANCE

2009-08-13T14:49:00.004-05:00

...is sick, too many photos to post so ill just post a couple we took today. when i get back to england ill do the whole trip upload. oh...and im never coming back to the U.S.!

hale<3

2009-08-12T02:47:00.005-05:00

this is ken hale comin home loud & drunk as shit talkin bout "who's rollin a blunt" and 20yr old girls.
classic.

if you're on twitter, follow #theyaintready. its jokes all day!
@jallah
@gutstains
@kareemjwilliams
@finnfoto
@aybenk
@therealkenhale
@ayviar
@marktrimarchi

ST. BOOSIE

2009-08-08T00:23:00.004-05:00

lil boosie doin it real big for the kids...thas a good fuckin look
what'd bob dylan ever do for some kids huh?

and in other news, the tinychat scene in this house has been crazy lately
i already wrote a hoe's name on a $100 bill and seen a bunch of titties
here's reem & the budman in the land of niggas wit nothin better to do

awwwwwwwlready

STOLEN

2009-08-02T14:33:00.002-05:00

and nope...im not talking about the bike company! my shits gone! these sorry mufukas in barcelona stole our shit right out front of our hostel. then chazz saw some dude riding his shit, ran up and took it...then bought weed from the dude! no joke. sorry ass dude saying he bought chazz´s bike for 20 euros. but we tried getting my shit back but no luck. oh well things like this happend. when i get back ill post up some picks, until then go watch justin timberlake "cry me a river"

JAMES JAM '09 VIDEO

2009-07-28T19:49:00.002-05:00

James jam this year was off the chain!
Heres an edit for ya ass!

-j.hawley

James Jam '09 from THEYAINTREADY on Vimeo.

james jam 09

2009-07-27T03:23:00.007-05:00

james jam 09 has come & gone
i think this was the best one of the three yet
it was all about location this year..pretty much the most ideal wallride under a parking garage behind some apartments. it was probably about two football fields of shade from the sun.
i was psyched to see so many people come out

some highlights:
chad's bike is chrome
jared may or may not have sexually assaulted chubbs
stuart firing off huge maneuvers at will and without warning
chatterbox rode more than he filmed & im ok with that
zarate, we're not trying to steal your clips, but we're not not not gonna film with nick..c'mon now
felix fell from the top of the wall to his head, got 12 flats and rode all day
kareem got his monkey ass beat by jake conrad in the hop contest
then he manned up (if you can say that about a nigga wit the matching african ameraican apparel dirty apricot go hards) and got biggest fakie wallride.
rayray & his gf look like the dudes from mgmt

budman accused a certain mexican who may or may not have had 12 flats of some dirty tactics in footdown, but still won
the bar showed up kinda late, but that didnt stop 37% of the people there from getting wasted (jared was 12% of that)
matty has the best tan in the world
i forgot to get a picture of the DJ, but he looked like me if i was trying to be a hipster, had no self-respect, flavor or awareness of my true appearance
where was elbows? i was gonna call him kneecaps & smoke him out all day

didnt really shoot many photos
these are the ones i liked most
2 of tom & 3 of kareem

JAMES JAM '09

2009-07-23T18:48:00.004-05:00

James jam '09 is gonna be off the chain! If you know what's good for you, you'll be there.

last years james jam

NASS

2009-07-23T17:53:00.002-05:00

red stole this from lightsinthewoods.com kenny write something about this shit!

titties and bmx

Nass 09 from lightsinthewoods on Vimeo.

Kareem Williams' bike

2009-07-22T20:23:00.006-05:00

Frame: Stolen
Fork: Colony
Stem: Stolen
Handlebar: Mutiny 420 Baked
Headset: Stolen
Grip: Fly Ruben
Cranks: Stolen 175 mm
Pedals: Eastern Magnesium
Seat: Odyssey Aitken
Seat Post: Wal-mart
Chain: Shadow
Sprocket: Tree bikes
Front Hub: '05 Hoffman
Rear Hub: Odyssey Cassette
Front Rim: Shadow Conspiracy
Front Tire: Fly Campillera 20x2.25
Rear Rim: G-sport rim
Rear Tire: Duo Brand 20x2.20
Pegs: Animal Pegs
Mods: 'No cut bars. No nothing."

rain

2009-07-22T19:32:00.003-05:00

Its rain every one in this house ride fixed gears but we stay steady jammin!

go look at this little niggas website

www.kareemwilliams.blogspot.com

update

2009-07-20T05:35:00.009-05:00

this update is kinda late cause most of the photos are from nass. im not going to type a bunch crap just a couple of things.
-tons of smelly people
-a black person won 1st place
-no place here plays rap music
-segment dudes are rad
-pipe should have won the flat land contest
-i won practice...1st place
-its been raining, shocking!
-13 lilttle girl dropped kick shit pants, SIKE!
-go watch public enimies
-shop at primark
-good bye

animal

Lights in the U.K.

2009-07-17T13:05:00.002-05:00

video from lightsinthewoods.com kenny and shit pants are in this going high!
watch and jam some jeezy!

last saturday from lightsinthewoods on Vimeo.

P.S. The loft is turning into a 3rd world country, kareem and brandy are living roommates, ken hale come up of the year, budman is now bootyman, the watch is off the chain, we think ben went to england or something but we're not sure, fat free mayo, diet sprite whiskey, hot dogs, and cee-lo every night!