jared: Nigga Reem back...it took two fine light skinned brothers to get that nigga tummed out, not a stain on him. had to take my shit off to win the dice game with the white boy with the mustache ben "cartoon hands" k. hit that flea market on sundays nigga bout to have booth set up sellin that shit. came up on that alltel fuck hoe and monkey grease.
stole this bulletin from myspace. ben wrote this shit:
man this town is crazy. then apon pedaling home, im passed by a speeding escalade
or some thing of the type, who knows, and an alltell phone come flyin out
the passenger window skippin across the pavement right into my pocket.
how bout that.? not that i need the stupid thing but hey..
even got on the internet with it later while im eatin noodles..
passin by the old club carnaval and theres just bloodyd up mexicans all over
the parking lot.
then i get home and ken and jared show up with another
bloodyd up mexican story.
apparently one vahtoe bottled another vahtoe
at the cutthroat taquaria arandinas, inside the restaurant.
yeesss!
so the dudes just strolled in passed the cops draggin vahtoes, and
just went to eatin all the tacos and rice that the vahtoes left behind. im tellin you, sufficient black people are the best roommates. but just as im realizing how sufficient these dudes really are,.
they start arguing over whos owns the newly accquired alltell. ..
"thanks for the phone ben, you monkey greese smellin ass,
moustache havin ass.."
"hhahhah nah nigga let me have it, i needa phone nigga!"
"nahh.
"
"i seen it first nigga!"
"ben said i could have it.
"
"nah nigga im holdin it dont you see im holdin it nigga"
and im just standin there watching this happen at 330 in the morning
laughin. wonderin who these guys think they are.
hha
man neither of their eyes are even hardly open at this point
hahah too funny. so moral of the story goes..
get loose. dont drive drunk.
and pick stuff when its thrown your direction.
hha hahaa
especially tacos!
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